Balls
23.53 – Mark’s living room
This has been tense. It is seven minutes to midnight. I went to a music gig tonight and got home much later than I expected. I’d like to pretend I was leaving it to the last second as a kind of tease, but (a) I’ve not got the nerve to do that, in case technical problems then screwed me; (b) it would be embarrassing if no-one cared or noticed, it would be like when you ‘rebelliously’ change your hair and nobody realises. So, this is genuinely the closest I have come to missing the midnight deadline to continue this daily blog. But we got there. I think. If this works. And now here is the blog itself. Hope it’s worth it, if you were staying up specially. Which surely no-one is. But readers of this site constantly surprise me.
One of the things I’ve been catching up on since my return from Senegal – along with family, sleep, hygiene and other trivialities – is the Labour leadership content. Woah, stop, I’m not going onto politics again. I’m unlikely to mention politics again, in fact, till the next general election (when, if any of you are still reading, we can look back fondly on the blogs from this one). I only bring it up because today, Ed Balls threw his hat, as they say, into the ring.
Now, Balls seems like a good guy to me, and would probably make a good leader of the party, but there’s no getting away from one thing: he is called BALLS. And like it or not, ‘balls’ does make most of us think of testicles. It’s not hugely different from being called Ed Crotch. And that means not just that Labour Party supporters would have to grin and bear it as people said ‘according to Balls…’ or ‘Balls went on the defensive today…’ or ‘people are looking to Balls for change’… it also means the people of Great Britain would need to be persuaded that a man of that name could be Prime Minister. Which means having faith that Obama could have his secretary say ‘Mr Balls is here’ and not even grin to himself a tiny bit.
I mention this not to take cheap shots at a public servant (of sorts), but because it’s fascinating that, facetious as the point may seem, scores of people genuinely would have a harder time thinking of a man as PM if he was called Balls. Something as arbitrary as a surname - which no-one chooses for themselves, except Lady Gaga I guess, unless her parents genuinely were called Graham and Michelle Gaga – can alter a person’s destiny. A person called Ed Jones would have more chance of getting a big job than a person called Ed Balls, I reckon, if their CVs were in every other way identical. However sophisticated we might think ourselves, we can’t avoid making certain associations.
On the flipside, one of the minor problems I have in trying to further my career – more minor than, say, the limitations of my talent, but still noticeable – is that a lot of people say ‘do I know you…?’ (the name of my forthcoming Edinburgh show) and then say ‘oh yeah, you’re the guy off Mock The Week…’ and then finally say ‘Mark…? no, sorry, I can’t quite…’ Last week someone on the London Underground, who was getting off the train, suddenly ‘recognised me’ and said, in front of the whole carriage, ‘MARK THOMAS! I love your stuff! And your books are great too!’ He then got off and I was forced to give the particular shrug of embarrassment/chagrin you produce when you’ve been loudly admired but as someone else. (I’ve no way of knowing whether he just got the surname wrong or did indeed think I was the agitprop comedian Mark Thomas, who has also written books.)
So, yeah, while someone like Balls is in need of a less memorable surname, I clearly need a more memorable one. If I were called Mark Todger I’m confident it would be easier to sell tickets. I suppose the solution is to swap names with Ed Balls, but I don’t much want to be called that either, and it’s a bit late for both of us.
But hey, let’s try and work out a new name for me, and then maybe I’ll sneakily use it in some of my online stuff and see if it takes hold. I’d also like to hear from you if you have a name that’s regrettable for whatever reason.
Lastly – it’s come to my attention that for some reason, when I save a draft of my blog to finish it later, the title appears on the RSS feed (or something), meaning some sharp-eyed people can try to guess the subject before the blog appears. So I’ll post the title of tomorrow’s one straight away and if you want, we’ll see who gets closest to guessing the topic. What fun! Bet you”re glad I’m back!
Posted by Knox on May 24, 2011
“Mark One-son” – I loved this.
No suggestions for a different/better name, but a minor rant/whinge about my own. My first name is Wasi. Short for Wasilat. It’s pronounced ‘wassy’ (to rhyme with lassie, or sassy, or shirley bassey). But people have a real problem with it. If I were to say to someone ‘my name’s Cassie’, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t call me anything that rhymes with the following:
- Wazi
- Wahzi (i have a welsh friend, who i lived with for over a year, who still calls me this)
- Wossy
- Wozzy
- Vay-see (got this the other day when i went to give some training – as in like a vase)
- Vahzi (a friend’s mum calls me this, despite constant correction from her daughter)
- (the one that amuses/astounds me the most) – Wass-i (???)
And on the phone:
- Marcie?
- Ashley?
- Lesley?
(people always say it with a questioning lilt at the end, I guess because they realise it’s wrong, but aren’t quite sure how to put it right).
I often get referred to as ‘Mr’ by people who just see my name written down…
Posted by lex on May 21, 2010
Port. As in Port-a-loo and Airport. All jibes = imaginative and hilarious. My initials are ABP, so I also got the whole HA HA A BP STATION FOR GRATE LOLZ HA HA!!!
I probably would have chosen a name with more than one syllable myself, but we don’t tend to get a choice, and it’s kind of too late now to change to Paterson, which is me mam’s maiden name. I’m not getting married, much less changing my name, so I choose to be proud and free of worries. Also, there aren’t many Ports around so I get to feel rare.
My sister’s middle name is Maxwell. Yeah. Check that out. I think it’s the coolest thing ever, but she was a bit embarrassed when she was little.
Best thing: My seventh form history teacher was called Mr McCracken. He used to tell the third-formers that his first name was Phil. Sometimes he’d mix it up and tell them it was Titan. Goes to show that you’ve got to get in there first and own the shit out of it.
Posted by Kate B on May 20, 2010
Sadly my name is not nearly as memorable or funny as Ed Balls. My surname is Barlow, and as you can see from the post my first name is Kate (or Katie). Seperatley they are both normal, fairly ordinary names but together it forms the exact same name of a certain character from Holes. I still get called Kissin’ Kate Barlow at school by some of the boys in my year. Ah well, it could be much, much worse as I learned when I met someone called Pat Mycock. Best name ever.
Posted by Anna on May 20, 2010
I took my husband’s name when we got married purely to stop him calling me ‘Thatcher’ all the time. No, my surname wasn’t Thatcher, it was Roberts. But my middle name is the same as the first name as a certain insane, slightly evil, former Prime Minister and guess what? Her maiden name was Roberts too!
Still, could be worse- before my mum became Mrs Roberts she had 31 years of being Miss Moss. In a similar vein, you could become Mark Clark, Mark Park, or Mark Lark. (though I think the previous suggestions of adding a middle name would be better than a rhyming name)
Posted by Laura on May 20, 2010
I used to work at a doctors’ surgery so saw some wonderful names: Jelly, O’Nions, De’ath, Topliss, Beaver. There was a Lois Lane as well. My dad used to know someone whose surname was Hymen. Just awful.
My own surname (England) I’m really not that keen on as I always get stupid people saying ‘Like the country?’, but if I take my boyfriend’s name if we ever get married I’ll have to be a Smith. How dull.
I like Watson, though.
Posted by Mr Lee on May 20, 2010
I think ‘Mywords’ is underrated as a surname.
Posted by Gareth on May 20, 2010
Another likeable thing about Ed Balls is that he makes light of his embarrassing surname by joking that his sister is called Ophelia. Sheer class.
Posted by Carey on May 20, 2010
Well Mark Watson is a pretty good solid name I think. You’re wife must think so too as she stuck your surname to hers. If it was crap, I’m sure she wouldn’t have bothered!
Posted by Steph on May 20, 2010
I like your name
In fact I would love to become a Watson if one I wanted to marry came along!
A new name for you?: Mark Irvine. HA! Never do that please. I would cringe every time I came on to the blog.
Plus, Watson is cool, you are Sherlock Holmes’ best friend.
Posted by cymruangel on May 20, 2010
Madeleine, “Madeleine Mulligan” is no worse than “Nina Nannar”, and she does alright!
Re. surnames, mine is very common (esp. in Wales, where I’m from), so I’m quite looking forward to the potential of marrying and changing it. What about adopting your wife’s maiden name – very “Moredn Man” too?
Posted by Ben Draper on May 20, 2010
What about the name of a historical king like Mark the Wiser or Mark the Unready?
Posted by Rachael on May 20, 2010
I’m glad you’re back!
Posted by Rosanna on May 20, 2010
There was a boy at my primary school called James Bond – didn’t get teased about it much though – just got called 007 a lit of the time
I’m in my school’s jazz orchestra and when we went to play at a local primary school, the sign outside said “Site Operator[or something like that]: Mr P. Head” Made me laugh – mainly because it was outside primary school I think. Poor man.
Posted by Jamie0S on May 20, 2010
Jim Pansy will forever be the greatest name anyone could have.
Other than that, have you considered being a pretentious ‘Marc’?
Or ‘Mark What’s-On?’? Shoe-in for a TV critic column I’d have though. There are rules about apostrophes in names I think, and question marks, but let’s not get technical.
Oo, ‘Question Mark’! See, Mark gives you so many possibilities, so it’s really just your surname that is bitterly disappointing. You can’t even blame your parents for that.
Let’s look at Watson… son of Watt. Well that gives you the definite name of a very distant ancestor which is kind of special. And Watt is the diminutive form for Walter. Mark Walterson?
Don’t get too excited though, it’s the 44th most common surname in the UK.
My surname used to be spelt wrong or mistaken for two words. However, now I tell them how to spell it I’m looked at as if I’ve insulted their intelligence.
Posted by amycool on May 20, 2010
I think the conclusion we can come to is that most people can’t be arsed to read names properly. Unless you are called Smith.
A few days ago my colleague spent at least a minute carefully spelling a man’s name as it was rather complicated. It started with an N. Then the adviser came out, picked up the board and read, “Mr Appleton?” The N in appleton is clearly at the end of the word. Granted, there was at least one P and a T, but that’s a very inefficient way to read words (i.e. randomly picking some letters and cobbling a name together).
I have the very unfortunate circumstance of having a surname that could easily be a metaphor for male ejaculation. As a child (back in the days when kids didn’t know the word “vagina” until high school) it was just jokes about killing male chickens, but high school onwards has been atrocious. Why my Mum couldn’t have broken the social norm and kept her maiden name I do not know. I am very much looking forward to being a Taylor.
As for Mark Watson being dull, it just looks so lovely on the page. And you could make a logo with the M and the W. I agree with the suggestion to put something in the middle. Mark “king of the blog” Watson perhaps. Because in 9 years and lots of months you will probably have been crowned king of the blog. This one at the very least.
Posted by Al Kennedy on May 20, 2010
You can have Dean Starkiller if you like, I’ve not really been using it since the last long show.
Posted by Simon on May 20, 2010
Inserting a title between your first name and surname which is completely irrelevant to your character might be a good idea.
I suggest Mark “The Crusher” Watson.
Posted by Aislinn on May 20, 2010
It’s my first name that gives me problems. I’m called Aislinn – it’s pronounced Ash-linn.
People always struggled with that until one series of Big Brother when I suddenly found myself being called Aisleyne. Which isn’t too far off, but you’d think that if they could then work out the trickiest part, the Ais part, that they’d be able to read the ‘linn’ and figure that bit out for themselves?
It’s like seeing the name Roberta, reading the ‘Rob’ part and thinking ‘Oh, the name Robert begins with the letters Rob, and this name’s sort of got the same letters in it, so I’ll just call them Robert.’
Anyway.
I think all you need to do is add an initial. Reginald D. Hunter, Stephen K. Amos – seems to do the trick. Especially if your initials then form a word, like Stephen’s. Mine do, actually. Maybe I’ll request for people to refer to me from now on as Aislinn M. Prior.
Posted by Carl on May 20, 2010
I immediately thought something modern like Marky Mark. Then remembered the New Kids On the Block turned Holywood star. But as no longer uses it why not jazz it up to Marky Marky Mark Mark?
Or something more personal like Mark One-son. Can change it as more arrive.
I had a a teacher with the initials BJME and another called Mrs M Inge. Poor ladies.
My friend once met a woman called Bacardi Ann Coke. Oh dear. Another friend went to school with the twins Paul and Phil Mycock. Whereas I went to school with a Jack Hiscock.
As for me? Carl Burkitt. Bigger boys changed it to Carl Burdshit.
Good to have you back Marky Marky etc.
P.S. As soon as Ed Balls makes a mistake, Sun headline: “Right Balls Up”
Posted by Corey on May 20, 2010
Ed Balls sounds like something Peter Crouch should be better at doing!. I know a girl with the same surname and she gets jokes made every day about her name (mostly from me) Alot of people take pity on her and decide to get her name wrong to avoid making a joke I think…..so she gets alot of Bells and has also had faxes sent to Miss Bowl, Bowes and Boils!?!.
Posted by Dawn on May 20, 2010
I think you should be called MARK LOVE!
Posted by Joanna on May 20, 2010
I like when both names are nearly identical. Like David Davis. Thus I nominate Mark Markson.
And I reckon tomorrow’s (today’s?) blog will be about apathy of the crowd, including but not limited to, a brief foray into discussion on George Michael.
Posted by Madeleine on May 20, 2010
Also, I would think that the next blog is going to be about when you don’t take care with what you say, sometimes people die. Just a guess.
Posted by Adele on May 20, 2010
Thank goodness your blog appeared, all is well with the world again now.
I have a very unfortunate surname : Dicken. Often not obviously unfortunate until you are sitting in school register as a teenager, and your teacher is one of those awful people that reads out your surname followed by your first name…. Go on, try it.
Like I said, AWFUL. Imagine every other child’s amusement though.
Posted by Madeleine on May 20, 2010
Mark Sman? Mark eemoon? I don’t know, I like Watson as a last name, very british (except, not ridiculously like cadswaller of nottington or the like).
My last name is Laing, pronounced as if there is no “i”. The amount of times I used to get called up for things as “Li – ang” and then have to dead with the confusion when I was not Asian.
My mothers last name is Mulligan, but Madeleine Mulligan is just a bit to Rhymey, I could never be taken seriously “we now cross to our top foreign correspondant, Madeleine Mulligan…” it would never work…
Posted by LisaD on May 20, 2010
We have a rather marvelous US congressman with a horrific name: Congressman Weiner. That’s a guy that’s been mocked his whole life. Nevertheless he is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Maybe years of schoolyard pain are why he never backs down from a fight in Congress. He is one of the few who’s integrity remains intact and who isn’t in the pocket of corporations. In every election to Congress he’s won by at least 2/3 of the votes. Even when I disagree with him I respect his tenacity. Also–and this may be a given–the guy has a fantastic sense of humor. (Side note: one of his oldest friends is Jon Stewart who no doubt figured standing next to a guy named “Weiner” would distract fighters away from him) I’m simply saying when you get past the giggle factor a point could be made that someone whose surname is also a euphemism for genitalia who puts himself in the public eye deliberately is a guy who is not afraid of a tough fight.
Posted by Megan on May 20, 2010
I think Mark Watson’s a fine name, but then, I’ve only met one other Watson in my life. I really like the sound of it, though; too much Sherlock Holmes when I was a kid? The not-quite-assonance-but-pleasing-voweliness? Who can say…
I can’t help thinking a bit of Paul Merton (formerly Martin), though. Mark Witsan? Or is that too South African-sounding?
(Seriously, though, don’t change your name.)
My last name’s McLeod. Yup, kinda like that guy in Highlander. I didn’t teased about it much (two of my best friends growing up had the last names McKee and McPhie); Canada’s a Scottish country. But few people can spell or pronounce it for some reason. (Luckily, in Ottawa, there’s a McLeod street – this is helpful for local people spelling it.)
So, it’s a bit remarkable, but not overly so. I think I’ll keep it.
As for Mr Balls, though…poor man.
The best names I’ve probably ever heard are the ex-colleague of my ex-boyfriend’s father (you following?), Cornelius Okoko, and a fellow student at the National Student Commonwealth Forum (in 1996 – nerd power!) named Whiley Eagle Speaker, who is now actually a activist and public speaker on Native health issues. I will never forget either name ever.
Boring story:
A friend of mine (the aforementioned McKee) is a playwright. I went to see one of her most recent plays last fall; there was an unseen, not-too-important teacher character named Mrs Woyiwoda referenced once. I laughed. No one else did. Mrs Woyiwoda was our grade 7 music teacher. You don’t forget a name like that. I mentioned this afterwards, in front of the theatre owner, and he said “Oooooohhhhhh. I was wondering where the fuck you got that name from You can’t make that kind of thing up.”
Posted by Maddie on May 20, 2010
I was so relieved when I saw the blog had come up , I failed to make my own ‘M’ a capital.
My surname is McAndrew, which I used to hate during infant and junior school. Apparently 5-11 year olds find it hilarious that the ‘Mc’ is suspiciously like the ‘Mc’ in ‘McDonald’s’. I used to get ‘Ronald McDonald’ and ‘Mad Maddie McDonald’s’. People also fail to accept the ‘Mc’ is not a ‘Mac’, and I often get hassle at the doctors and dentist as their ‘computers don’t like ‘Mc’s’. Also for the last three years it has been the joys and delights of some people to point out that if you remove the last syllable, my name sounds like that of Madeleine McCann, which I cannot help, nor do I really see why it is funny. The amount of phone calls I got from my friends when that was on the news, saying ‘I thought I heard your name on the news, but it wasn’t', borders on ridiculous. People also have a tendency to put an ‘s’ on the end of my name. Its McAndrew, NOT McAndrews.
I really like your surname, I think it’s cool, difficult to say or spell wrong and like others, I refer to you as ‘Watson’ an awful lot. What is more, if you changed your surname, what would we, the ‘Watsonians’, become?
Posted by Lauren on May 20, 2010
I used to have a teacher called Mr Swallow. We also had a Mr Large, but no one made fun of him on account of his awesomeness.
Posted by Someone on May 20, 2010
I thought what with the title being at the side for so long but with no blog attached that technical difficulties would finally foil the every-day record attempt. I think we were all worried there a tiny bit, even if we said we weren’t… just a tiny bit.
My name is annoying because it is alliterative and makes me sound extremely ditsy. Also because I’m actually extremely ditsy. Also because I seem to say my name quickly – I guess because of shy embarrassment – people always hear my first name wrong, and I then have to pretend i’m called that for a bit. Thus I go by many names; mysterious eh. ‘Tis pretty likely one day I’ll actually and accidentally commit identity fraud because of my quiet, apologetic pronunciation ability. – Entirely beside the point.
But yes, I suppose in your line of work a memorable silly name would probably be advantageous. But you did skip out any consequential(?) school bullying. I know of someone vaguely – and I hope he doesn’t mind me slightly ridiculing his name here, but I’m sure he’s used to it – called Richard Titball. Come on now.
Maybe just change a few letters like Walliams did. Say.. Mork (off of Mindy fame) Witson (you could be referred to as witty Witson! Eh? Eh?).
Posted by Catherine on May 20, 2010
I, too, have checked off and on for, I won’t say how long. I don’t want to be labeled OCD, even if true. Now that Mark is back, I feel some normalcy returning to my weird world.
Posted by Zoe Fell on May 20, 2010
Hello.
Zoe Fell, reporting for duty on a blog about stupid surnames. As you can see, my own surname isn’t exactly…desirable.
Fell: verb (used with object)
1. to knock, strike, shoot, or cut down; cause to fall: to fell a moose; to fell a tree.
2. Sewing. to finish (a seam) by sewing the edge down flat.
That is rubbish. And obviously, ‘Fell’ is the past tense of ‘Fall’, so it’s a double whammy.
I’ve had all the jokes: “Zoe Fell” “Did she?” *Cue laughter*
“Zoe Fell” “Over what?” “Not really” *Cue laughter*
Of course, it didn’t help that I went to school with a girl called Katie Wall:
“Zoe Fell off Katie’s Wall” *Cue laughter*
You’re a comedian Mark – are there any DECENT jokes that they’re missing out on?
And in terms of changing your own surname? It’s a toughie. I don’t know if you’ve noticed that people tend to fit their surnames – I have. And do. I am stupidly accident prone. So, here is a list of things you could change your name to courtesy of myself and Katie (@hoodedhawks).
Mark Amusing
Mark Astute
Mark Charming
Mark Committed
Mark Inspiring
Mark Kind
Mark Lovely
Mark Meek
Mark Mild
Although referring to you as “Watson” is what we do, so it might be a bit strange…
Posted by Sobeen on May 20, 2010
Hello Mark! I’ve been reading your blog for a few weeks now, ever since hearing you on the Vote Now Show, but didn’t want to comment until now.
I’ve always hated my first name (Sarwat) and generally don’t go by it. However, when I have something official to fill out, I’ve had to write it and people tend to butcher the pronunciation all the time. I’ve been called Stewart and “uhh…is this you?” from people before and it’s bloody annoying. No girl wants to be called Stewart, Mark.
If you want it, it’s yours.
Not that my middle name, Sobeen, is any better but at least it’s easier to pronounce.
BTW, the music gig – who’d you go see?
Posted by rachel (pandora) on May 20, 2010
that was more than a bit scary Mark!
names-wise, my mummy always refers to you as ‘Nice Mark’ whenever you’re on telly, so you could take that on if you’d like. i like your surname though, its handy. my sister and i refer to you as ‘Watson’, so it’d confuse us if you changed.
my surname (Backhouse) isn’t so bad, apart from the hilarious joke ‘DO YOU LIVE AT THE BACK OF A HOUSE?’ and so on. for some reason people really struggle to spell it too, i’ve had Backhorse, Blackhouse, Blackhorse, Bakehouse and my personal favourite Bachaus, for a nice German twist. apparently telling people to spell it like it sounds is FAR too simple for some people.
Posted by @BexQuillerdrive on May 20, 2010
i’ll donate my last name “Somerfield” if you like.
have you got lots of supermarket jokes?
The name has also succeeded in providing one of my most neurotic traits. The Misspelling of Somerfield. (the irony of this is not lost on me as i am an atrociously lazy speller as many on twitter will confirm)
I got summerfield, sumerfield, sommerfield…… even seeing it now I’m irked by it?!
oh n a flashback to poor Lauren Mathews who i upset at school when i was 8 years old. it was the first time Lauren had written anyone’s full name joined up and i furiously corrected it in front of her, destroying her penmanship, and proud smile…not one of my best moments.
Posted by Natalie-Helen on May 20, 2010
Have checked this an inordinate amount of times today. And got a little worried that I was going to miss todays read because I could see the title but nothing else (I thought it was my computer being stupid).
Strangely attached to this blog in a slightly odd way.
My surname is Cook. Which would seem fine. Except that the curiosities of accent mean that people often mistake it for Kirk and various others. Then there’s the with or without an “e” thing.
Also for all of my school life (3-18) there has been a girl in my year with almost exactly the same name. Gets kind of frustrating after 16years constantly having to check you are the right person. I’ve has doctors call me about appointments before and nearly missed exams.
You could add a sort of middle name like Mark “The Ripper” Watson. Maybe should be more related to your career though and less serial killer.
^_^
Posted by Katie on May 20, 2010
Just to clarify, I was NOT touched inappropriately by said priest. He shouted at my mum. That is ALL, thank you, Zoe and Mark.
x
Posted by Nic (@nwoolhouseuk) on May 20, 2010
This entry reminded me of an experiment I once did when studying psychology. I wrote a CV and a fake job application letter and paper clipped it to a stamped address envelope, I then added a passport photo (I was looking at race and job applications and the judgements people make). All other parts were identical. I left an application in a phone box and waited for someone to go in, most people looked at it and made a decision whether to post the letter in the nearby post box. My results were inconclusive due to a small sample size, but I imagine you could, if so inclined set up a similar experiment leaving applications and stamped address envelopes where the only difference was the name and see how many you got back?
I like your name, I find my surname Woolhouse very dull and is often mistaken for Woodhouse. But I had the choice of taking my step father’s name and chose not to Baranovich is for some reason difficult for people to spell after hearing it outloud? I say better the devil you know.
Posted by Katie on May 20, 2010
Oh, God, Mark, we were terrified there. Genuinely huddling, scared, icy terror running through our veins, etc (I feel I’ve milked that enough, sorry).
Not a particularly useful comment, but I like your name. I’ve grown up hating my name (there was an incident with a priest, I shan’t go into it), but I like yours. It suits you, and it has a nice ring to it, so to speak. You could, however, just go the whole hog and start calling yourself Prince Farquhar Farquharson, the 5th Lord Extraordinaire of Bristol (none of that is true, I presume, but we’re trying to get you noticed).
Posted by Kathryn on May 20, 2010
I have been constantly checking the page every 30 seconds since about 10pm. Not that I have obsessive-compulsive tendencies or anything.
Posted by Heather Jones on May 20, 2010
And I started reading it just before midnight too (my computer clock now reads 00:00)
Posted by @BexQuillerdrive on May 19, 2010
phew that was a close one
Posted by Misha on May 19, 2010
We were debating whether it was going to be football politics or testicles.
Yes I stayed up specially.
You can have my last name if you like, you can imagine the things I get with “Anker”
Posted by maddie on May 19, 2010
Yay!
I was worried.