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	<title>Comments on: Everything I learned in my twenties (slightly abridged)</title>
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		<title>By: Knox</title>
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		<dc:creator>Knox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 21:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello!
I realise I&#039;m now going to probably, slightly annoyingly, comment about a year and a half after everyone else. I&#039;m hoping this doesn&#039;t mean you get a heap of messages in your mailbox (apologies if it does).

The wee/hands thing disturbs me - especially as i have recently discovered a very close family member does this, and i am eeeever so slightly ocpd when it comes to washing hands/touching stuff etc.  all i&#039;m saying is, i&#039;m probably never shaking your hand again. but hugs are fine.

everything else is very true. especially the parcel thing. that, or get it delivered to a work address. work are normally cool with this. except for washing machines and other large household appliances. that doesn&#039;t work so well. especially if you cycle to work...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello!<br />
I realise I&#8217;m now going to probably, slightly annoyingly, comment about a year and a half after everyone else. I&#8217;m hoping this doesn&#8217;t mean you get a heap of messages in your mailbox (apologies if it does).</p>
<p>The wee/hands thing disturbs me &#8211; especially as i have recently discovered a very close family member does this, and i am eeeever so slightly ocpd when it comes to washing hands/touching stuff etc.  all i&#8217;m saying is, i&#8217;m probably never shaking your hand again. but hugs are fine.</p>
<p>everything else is very true. especially the parcel thing. that, or get it delivered to a work address. work are normally cool with this. except for washing machines and other large household appliances. that doesn&#8217;t work so well. especially if you cycle to work&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: kirstenin</title>
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		<dc:creator>kirstenin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aww, this is lovely. Especially as I turn 20 this year. But lo and behold, I have learned a lot of those things already, so that can only be a good sign, right?
(I say that whilst smugly displaying my £30 Aberdeen-London return train tickets. Yas, early booker!)
x</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aww, this is lovely. Especially as I turn 20 this year. But lo and behold, I have learned a lot of those things already, so that can only be a good sign, right?<br />
(I say that whilst smugly displaying my £30 Aberdeen-London return train tickets. Yas, early booker!)<br />
x</p>
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		<title>By: #1 aka Cat :)</title>
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		<dc:creator>#1 aka Cat :)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cat :)

I pretty much know all of South Park there is to know. So I won&#039;t need to worry about that anyway XD.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cat <img src='http://www.markwatsonthecomedian.com/web/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I pretty much know all of South Park there is to know. So I won&#8217;t need to worry about that anyway XD.</p>
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		<title>By: rara_boumptier</title>
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		<dc:creator>rara_boumptier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I have to say is :) which I realise isn&#039;t really a comment so much as a facial expression but... well, just but really. Thanks for a smile on a Friday Mr W (yes I realise I am a day late)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I have to say is <img src='http://www.markwatsonthecomedian.com/web/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  which I realise isn&#8217;t really a comment so much as a facial expression but&#8230; well, just but really. Thanks for a smile on a Friday Mr W (yes I realise I am a day late)</p>
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		<title>By: rara_boumptier</title>
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		<dc:creator>rara_boumptier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I can say is :) which I realise isn&#039;t a word.  If you could see my face it would be more an action really... Basically made me smile. Thanks Mr W...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I can say is <img src='http://www.markwatsonthecomedian.com/web/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  which I realise isn&#8217;t a word.  If you could see my face it would be more an action really&#8230; Basically made me smile. Thanks Mr W&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Getting a cat was the best thing I ever did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Getting a cat was the best thing I ever did.</p>
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		<title>By: hannah</title>
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		<dc:creator>hannah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get a cat is actually the best advice i have ever heard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get a cat is actually the best advice i have ever heard.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It took me until my forties to realise that what I really needed to make my life complete was a cat.  All those wasted years...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It took me until my forties to realise that what I really needed to make my life complete was a cat.  All those wasted years&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Louise</title>
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		<dc:creator>Louise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m 15, and I spent the last few minutes reading that instead of doing maths homework (solving quadratic equation thingies D: ) and to be honest, that advice was far more useful, even though it probably won&#039;t help me pass my GCSEs ...
But yeah, cheers for the wise words :)

Ohhh and you&#039;re so right about the tax thing, my brother just tried to explain it to me and I just heard white noise :&#124;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m 15, and I spent the last few minutes reading that instead of doing maths homework (solving quadratic equation thingies D: ) and to be honest, that advice was far more useful, even though it probably won&#8217;t help me pass my GCSEs &#8230;<br />
But yeah, cheers for the wise words <img src='http://www.markwatsonthecomedian.com/web/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Ohhh and you&#8217;re so right about the tax thing, my brother just tried to explain it to me and I just heard white noise <img src='http://www.markwatsonthecomedian.com/web/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re completely right: doing better then the cool kids from school never gets old, especially--and I&#039;m not entirely proud of this--if they are putting your recent purchases into a bag at the time. If one was a big enough loser in school (such as myself) that experience gets the apology bonus points. Starting around 23 or so I started running into people who would apologize for being horrible to me when we were 15 and I would thank them and ask &quot;who are you again?&quot; as I had (genuinely) forgotten them by graduation and was looking forward to forgetting them again as soon as I&#039;d walked away.

PS Not to cross posting bounds or anything, but I just got a twitter update. The baby is TEN POUNDS? You&#039;re poor missus!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re completely right: doing better then the cool kids from school never gets old, especially&#8211;and I&#8217;m not entirely proud of this&#8211;if they are putting your recent purchases into a bag at the time. If one was a big enough loser in school (such as myself) that experience gets the apology bonus points. Starting around 23 or so I started running into people who would apologize for being horrible to me when we were 15 and I would thank them and ask &#8220;who are you again?&#8221; as I had (genuinely) forgotten them by graduation and was looking forward to forgetting them again as soon as I&#8217;d walked away.</p>
<p>PS Not to cross posting bounds or anything, but I just got a twitter update. The baby is TEN POUNDS? You&#8217;re poor missus!</p>
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